I had a job interview today for a sportswear shop (nothing serious, just a stop gap till I find a ‘proper’ job) and halfway through the manager begins rooting around in a box on the floor.

He pops back up holding this little beauty and asks if I want it, absolutely I do! These things are £50 usually but apparently nobody wants this one because of a few small stains on the sleeve.

Have people really not figured out washing machines yet?